The prompt I chose for this weeks Writer’s Workshop was: 2.) Write a letter to a reality star of your choice.
First I have to break the rule in that it is to TWO reality starwannabes…but, as usual, I digress:
Dear Spencer and Heidi,
First let me say, GET OVER YOURSELF! Why oh WHY would anyone want to emulate you? And even worse, why would anyone want YOU to be a role model for their children. I would not want you to be a role model for my worst enemy.
I think you are loathsome and self-serving and have just a little bit too much ego for my taste. You think you are right about everything. In actuality, you’re loud, you’re obnoxious and NO ONE wants to listen to you anymore. You don’t deserve to be famous.
Heidi, I think you used to be a very pretty girl…. USED TO BE. That is until you let that weasel of a husband of yours talk you into undergoing the knife like what? A gazillion times? What kind of message are you sending to the other young women and girls today? You’re telling them :
#1: That it’s okay to have a man tell you what you should look like
#2: That just pretty isn’t good enough
#3: That just thin isn’t good enough
#4: That you DON’T have to work hard to get ahead (just climb over everyone else)
#5: That money can buy you anything you want
Well, money obviously can’t buy you happiness because if you were happy with yourself and your life you would not keep spending all that money to constantly change yourself into what YOUR idea of beauty is. And it obviously cannot buy you class. If it could you might have one iota of it and you don’t.
And don’t even get me started on your singing ability, Heidi, or lack thereof. And when asked to give a “sampling” of your singing you respond with “You’ll just have to BUY the CD”? Uh, no, thanks. That proved to me that you were even more shallow than I had given you credit for.
And Spencer, I think you are a disgusting, talentless wannabe that is hanging on to a “trophy wife” that you think will carry you financially. I can’t stand to see you on TV and will change the channel when you come on. Your fifteen minutes of fame was fourteen and a half more than you deserved. Get over yourself. Move out of the way and let someone who has a glimmer of talent step up to the plate.
With much regret that I ever heard your name,
P.S If you’d like to do something worthwhile with your millions that you’re now wasting on unnecessary surgeries, how about helping kids that REALLY need treatment and can’t afford it, or give to a battered women’s shelter or for medical research. Think of someone else for a change.
As a totally UNrelated addendum… I am also participating in a new “group” I just found called getting to know you. I have added the button to my sidebar and am adding it below. Head on over to Lynette’s too and check it out.